The End of the Beginning.....

Being single sucks. Why does it suck you ask. Well for starters if you have to ask that question you must be happily married. Good for you and congratulations. If you said ‘Yes, being single does suck’ then you feel my pain. I just got out of a 2 year relationship. It wasn’t the best relationship but it sure as hell beat jerking off. We broke up, obviously, over what has to be the stupidest reason I ever heard of in my life, we didn’t fight enough. WTF! Anyway I’m back on the market. I’ve noticed how much dating has changed since 2008. When me and “Kristen” started dating, a date meant picking your date up, going to a restaurant, having a good conversation and maybe a goodnight kiss. Now it’s meet at a restaurant (because you might be stalker), listening to someone talk for two hours about things they obviously know nothing about (Obama is the anti-Christ and taxes on handicap spaces), and a stop and go conversation because your date is to busy twittering and facebooking everyone how well the date is going. Glad that makes one of us. So why am I starting a blog? I’m going to attempt to do what no man as ever done before, actually LOOK for a wife. Shocking huh? Find a nice girl, get married and have kids without getting tricked into it. But to find a queen, you have to climb a couple of towers.