What is “Auto-Male”?

For some reason girls don’t understand what “auto-male” is. Hopefully this will explain it in the easiest possible way.
First, let me tell you what “auto-male” is not. “Auto-male” is not what Tiger Woods did, that is called “asshole-ism” “Auto-male” is also not what they talked about in movie such as “The Ugly Truth” or any movie from the 90’s where the geeky friend helps the unpopular girl snag the football player while secretly being in love with her.
“Auto-male” is the response a man gives to a woman’s simple gestures. “Auto-male” as been around a long time under another name, gold digging, which is usually referred to as women who look for money. But before she dug for gold, some old rich guy’s “auto-male” kicked in and he had to offer her something to compensate for his lack of youth and sometimes looks. In poor cultures “auto-male” is displayed by cleavage staring and buying cheap drinks at the bar.
So why does this “auto-male” exist? Well, men are more simpler than women. Women think about where they are going in life, who to have a baby with and a career in case they marry a poor, lazy guy. That is what is in a woman’s head. Do you know what is in a man’s head? A big hole. A big hole waiting to be filled with dirty thoughts. When this hole is running on empty, new fuel is needed. And just like any deprived fuel source, we will fill it by all needs. I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve seen a really good ass and it’s stayed with me for days. Also unlike women, men remember the vagina (or pussy) as a place where thing were a lot less complicated. We WANT back in! Status, a college degree, and bills didn’t exist in the pussy. Matter of fact, the pussy was a all day pool party. How could you not like that?
So anytime you see a girl who as cleavage up to her neck or a shirt so short a strong gust of air blows “sweet pussy musk” in you face we think, “Hey, she likes to get naked, maybe she’ll show me her pussy!” We only stare until we can come up with something witty to say. The reason we sound stupid when we talk (and this part is important) is because women interrupt the process by saying “What are you looking at!?!” Ummm, do you have mirrors on your pants…
In short, you can’t blame a guy for “auto-male.” To all guys, it’s nothing to be ashamed of. And to women, not out fault. It’s how we were raised.